There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
So think carefully . .. Try and answer within 30 seconds
Got your answer?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.
If your answer is:
Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're a moron.
Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.
Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.
A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.
This is a cheap check.
Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax!
Try again next year.
With food prices spiking, gas costs rising and cost increases getting passed on to all areas of production, the Federal Reserve cuts interest rates.
The idea behind this move was to stimulate economic growth by making loans less expensive. However, checking the increase in the cost of foods and gasoline because of the already devalued dollar, seems that if real estate sales don’t pick up soon, we will have only a continued slowdown in consumer spending.
When consumers reduce their spending, capital expenditures usually reduce as well. Inflation-adjusted consumer spending slowed to an annualized rate of only 1 percent during the first quarter, versus 2.3 percent during the fourth quarter of 2007, while gross private domestic investments declined 4.7 percent.
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Consumer debt levels are approaching historic highs and inflation is rising it’s ugly head as consumers get walloped by $3 gas, increases in the price of bread, pasta and $4 milk with no end in sight.
If consumers account for 70% of the spending for goods and services, what happens when they are squeezed at both the gas pump and the grocery store?
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional."
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator. Wrong answer!
Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
